What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.